Sunny in a bikini tells us that some material on Raw is too hot to handle and that viewer discretion is advised. Our hosts as usual are Vince McMahon and Jerry "The King" Lawler.
The opening match is Jake "The Snake" Roberts taking on Isaac Yankem DDS. Lawler mentions how he does not want a snake around him and how he was eliminated from the Royal Rumble because of Roberts' snake.
Yankem gives Roberts a headlock only for Roberts to throw him in the ropes and hiptoss him. Yankem takes advantage by clubbing Roberts and choking him. Yankem goes for the DDS only for Roberts to block it. Roberts then hits him with the DDT to win the match. Roberts does not take his snake out of the match.
The Ultimate Warrior is shown to be coming soon back to the WWF possibly at WrestleMania XII.
Diesel takes on Bob "Spark Plug" Holly with Diesel dominating him with knees and elbows in the corner and the sidewalk slam. Diesel begins looking around for The Undertaker. Holly fights back with clotheslines and takes him down as we go to commercial. Back from the break, Diesel gives Holly the Jackknife to win the match.
Diesel leaves the ring as a gong is played. The lights go out and when they go back on, The Undertaker is standing in the ring. Diesel goes to the ring as the lights go out again. When they come back on, Diesel is in the ring but Undertaker is not. Then the lights go out a third time and there is a message saying he will play mind games with Diesel and will see him at WrestleMania.
Ahmed Johnson takes on the ninja known as "Shinobi" (I used to love that video game). Johnson takes care of Shinobi quick with the spinebuster and Pearl River Plunge. During the match, Goldust calls in on the phone to tell us he loves the thought Roddy Piper is called "Hot Rod" and would love to play his "bagpipes" sometime. I wonder what the hell that was all about?
Mankind is shown talking to his rat friend George about his mommy.
There is an eight-team tournament to determine the new WWF Tag Team Champions at WrestleMania as the tag team champions the Smokin' Gunns were forced to vacate the titles due to Billy Gunn suffering a neck injury and can't compete.
The first match of the tournament took place this past weekend on Superstars where The British Bulldog and Owen Hart defeated Hakushi and Barry Horowitz. Next week on Superstars, The New Rockers debut in the tournament and take on The Godwinns with the winner to take on Owen and Bulldog in the semifinals.
Vince McMahon is standing in the ring as he is going to interview both participants in the main event at WrestleMania XII: WWF Champion Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels. Both men respect each other but Bret says he's better while Shawn says he's better. Fans don't seem to be behind Bret while they are cheering Michaels.
Interim WWF President Roddy Piper comes out and sends McMahon back to his seat to finish this interview. Piper tells the fans to cool it on Bret since he's the champion and beat Piper before. Since Piper wants to see a true winner and a clean finish and figures anybody can be lucky on any given night, Piper announces that the WrestleMania WWF Championship match will now be a 60-man Iron Man Match.
Bret and Shawn shake hands and leave the ring. That's awesome an Iron Man Match between these two. A cameraman tries to sneak into Camp Cornette's locker room, but Owen Hart and Davey Boy Smith quickly chase him out. We are shown a cheap hotline plug with the heading "Are Roddy Piper and Goldust an item?"
It's time for the main event where Yokozuna takes on Owen and Davey Boy (w/ Jim Cornette) in a Handicap Match. Yoko takes out both men and works on Owen until he misses an avalanche in the corner and Owen hit a missile dropkick. Cornette distracts the referee as both men double team Yoko as we go to commercial break.
Back from the break, Owen and Davey Boy are still in control until Owen misses a flying headbutt. Owen tags in as Yoko beats on Davey Boy as Vader comes to the ring. What a shock!!! Cornette tries to hold Vader back but he can't as Vader runs right into the ring to attack Yoko getting Owen and Davey Boy disqualified.
Vader, Owen, and Davey Boy all beat up on Yoko 3-on-1 until Ahmed Johnson and Jake Roberts come to the ring to chase Owen and Davey Boy off. Vader wants to fight the two of them but Roberts pulls out his snake Revelations to chase Vader and Camp Cornette away.
It's time for another edition of Larry Fling Live with your host Larry Fling and his guests this week The Huckster and The Nacho Man. Larry asks "How's Liz doing?" and both answer simultaneously "Fine" as both look at each other since both are in it with Liz.
Huckster threatens to hit Larry with a steel chair as Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage keep using chairs on WCW and Larry holds up a red women's shoe as Huckster backs down making fun of Hogan getting beaten by a woman's shoe.
Nacho Man says they left the WWF because they could not keep up with the New Generation. Huckster tells Nacho Man he needs to beat him at WrestleMania to keep his merchandise sales up. Billionaire Ted calls in and Huckster goes wild hitting everyone with really fake chair shots as Larry is holding the women's shoe.
Next week on Raw, Bret Hart takes on Hunter Hearst Helmsley while Shawn Michaels battles the 1-2-3 Kid.
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