This week's episode of ECW Hardcore TV is from Queens, New York with your host Joey Styles. The Eliminators are being shown with John Kronus shaving off his hair much like his partner Saturn did last week.
Styles is in the ring with Taz and Bill Alfonso. Fonzie says 911 is done wrestling and Taz is responsible. Rey Mysterio Jr. confronts Taz saying he's not afraid of him. Fonzie slaps him in the face telling him to show him respect only for Rey to give Fonzie a spinning heel-kick. He then hits Taz with a Hurricanarana but Taz catches him and lays him out with a couple of Tazplexes.
Woman comes out and tells Styles she wants him to go with her to WWF but he wants to stay here. The Sandman comes out and she wants him to come with him but he refuses saying she's been a bitch her whole life. 2 Cold Scorpio comes to the ring and picks her up and carries her all the outside and puts her in a limo and tells the limo driver to "Take that bitch to Atlanta!"
Stevie Richards and The Blue Meanie come to the ring to tell The Sandman to back out of his ECW Championship match with Raven. Sandman of course refuses and Stevie threatens him to back out or else he'll Stevie-kick him. Meanie offers to do so and tries to do only to be caned by Sandman who also canes Stevie before leaving the ring.
Raven then enters the ring and slaps Stevie around and mocks both Stevie and Meanie calling Stevie a "moron" and says Stevie was supposed to give Beulah her pill but could not even do that. Raven continues to smack Stevie around as Stevie sucks up to Raven. Stevie reaches into Meanie's pocket to pull out a letter.
The letter is Stevie suing Missy Hyatt for "sexual harassment." Missy enters the ring and calls Stevie a joke. Raven says it can all go away if she joins up with Raven but Missy mocks him saying Tommy Dreamer knocked up his ex-girlfriend. Raven tries to go after her only for Sandman to run in and attack Raven. Sandman and Missy celebrate by drinking beer.
Joey Styles highlights what happened already on this show and calls Taz "offensive" to the wrestling industry. A bunch of highlights are shown from ECW home video. Next up, Tommy Dreamer teams with former rival Shane Douglas to take on Raven and Stevie Richards.
Stevie is wearing a Razor Ramon t-shirt and throws a toothpick at Douglas only for Douglas to attack Stevie and choke him with his Razor Ramon shirt. He then wipes his ass with it and then sticks it in Stevie's face before firing away at him. Obviously this was a jab at Douglas for losing the Intercontinental Championship to Razor in the WWF before he left to return to ECW.
Douglas and Dreamer beat on Stevie for a while with Dreamer even smashing a phone in Stevie's face and using other weapons from the fans. Dreamer gives Stevie a number of shots to the nuts before Raven gives Dreamer a shot to the nuts. Raven hits Dreamer with his title belt and then gives him a piledriver but only for two.
Raven was about to hit Dreamer with a chair but Dreamer dropkicks the chair into his face and then gives Stevie a DDT before making the tag to Douglas. Douglas takes down both Raven and Stevie while The Sandman enters and canes anyone and everyone in sight.
There would be wild brawls all around with Dreamer fighting Raven, Raven fighting Douglas, Douglas fighting Richards, and Richards ending up in the ring with Dreamer. Stevie holds Dreamer down so The Blue Meanie and deliver his "Meaniesault" (moonsault), but Dreamer knocks Stevie down and Meanie hits Stevie instead. Douglas knocks Raven out of the ring and hits him with a somersault onto the floor.
Meanwhile, Beulah duct tapes a frying pan to Dreamer's foot. Dreamer kicks Stevie in the face with the frying pan to win the match in a totally weird and crazy and unpredictable ending. Raven leaves the ring and with Stevie out cold, Meanie is in the ring by himself with Dreamer and Douglas to beat on him. Douglas hits Meanie in the head with the pan.
Taz takes on the Shark Attack Kid. Joey Styles rips John Tenta for his Shark character in WCW. I don't know if Shark Attack Kid is to mock him or not. Taz easily defeats him with various submission holds and suplexes and finishes him off with the Tazzmission. Crowd chants "Sabu!!"
After the match, Taz calls out 911 but Tod Gordon comes out to tell him 911 left the building and doesn't want to fight him. Bill Alfonso then challenges Gordon to a fight. Alfonso and Gordon fight until Taz begins to choke Gordon out.
All of a sudden, Bam Bam Bigelow makes his way to the ring and chases Taz and Alfonso out. The crowd chants "Bam Bam" as Bigelow challenges Taz to a fight and we are out.
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