Since it is Martin Luther King Jr. Day, they are showing a tribute to him. Then they show us Sunny sitting on a pool table wearing some sexy lingerie. Vince McMahon says The Undertaker might be the WWF Champion after the Royal Rumble, but first has to deal with Isaac Yankem, DDS tonight.
Goldust will have an interview tonight and he is shown with a Razor Ramon tattoo with a heart. Dok Hendrix tells us Razor is on his way to the building and will go after Goldust if he goes too far. Plus another rendition of "Billionaire Ted's Wrasslin' War Room." Our hosts are McMahon and Jerry Lawler.
The opening match is Owen Hart against Marty Jannetty. They lock up with Jannetty getting the advantage by taking Owen down with arm drags and applied a front face lock. Jannetty knocked Owen down with a clothesline and applied a chin lock. Owen fights back and delivers a belly-to-belly suplex but Jannetty comes back with a flying cross body.
Owen then nails Jannetty with the Enziguri Kick that nearly derailed Jannetty's former Rockers' teammate Shawn Michaels' career. Owen goes for the Sharpshooter but he's kicked away. Owen then hits him with a gutwrench suplex as we go to commercial break.
Jannetty bodyslams Owen and clotheslines him to the floor. Jannetty tries to suplex Owen back into the ring, but Owen counters it into a rollup and uses a bridge for the 1-2-3.
Todd Pettengill is here to tell us about the Royal Rumble. There will be a Free For All match on Sunday an hour before the Royal Rumble PPV to decide the #1 and #30 entry spots in the Royal Rumble match. The winner of the match will get the coveted #30 and final spot while the loser gets the dreaded #1.
He runs down the list of the participants in the 30-man Royal Rumble led by the return of Shawn Michaels, Diesel, Yokozuna, Jake "The Snake" Roberts who is returning to the WWF for the first time in four years, and the WWF debut of Vader.
The rest of the matches at the Royal Rumble are Bret Hart vs. The Undertaker for the WWF Championship, Razor Ramon vs. Goldust for the WWF Intercontinental Championship, The Smoking Gunns vs. The Bodydonnas for the WWF Tag Team Titles, and Ahmed Johnson vs. Jeff Jarrett.
Dok Hendrix tells us Razor is on his way to the building and will destroy Goldust. We are shown Sunny looking so hot wearing lingerie and playing pool and saying she likes it "RAW!"
The "Million Dollar Champion" The Ringmaster (Steve Austin), with his manager Ted DiBiase, makes his WWF TV debut as he takes on jobber Matt Hardy. Ringmaster dominates Hardy by choking him with the top rope. He hits Hardy with his WCW finisher "The Stun Gun" and locks him into DiBiase's finisher the Million Dollar Dream which is Austin's new finisher I guess for the submission victory.
Next we are shown a video highlight package for Shawn Michaels. Dok Hendrix tells us Razor Ramon is close to the arena. The Smoking Gunns quickly squash The Spiders with the Sidewinder.
It's time for the next installment of Billionaire Ted's Wrasslin' War Room. Billionaire Ted wants to know why he can't buy the WWF. One of them men mentions how the WWF has better wrestling and that the Huckster is a has been and the Nacho Man was disloyal.
Vince McMahon is standing in the ring interviewing Goldust. Goldust flirts with Vince by saying some sexually suggestive comments to him. Vince basically asks Goldust if he is gay or is this all an act. Goldust then quotes a movie and says he wants Razor Ramon badly than any other human being alive. McMahon makes a really disgusted face.
Dok Hendrix still tells us Razor is not yet in the building when all of a sudden he rushes right into the building right back Hendrix as he is a wild man looking for Goldust.
It's time for the main event between The Undertaker and Isaac Yankem DDS. The two giants Undertaker and Yankem stare face-to-face. Undertaker goes for the Tombstone rather quickly, but Yankem slides out of it and heads to the floor. Undertaker runs Yankem to the post.
Meanwhile, Jerry Lawler tries to steal the necklace-urn from Paul Bearer, but Undertaker chases Lawler away. Yankem attacks Undertaker from behind and rams him back-first into the steel post. Dok Hendrix appears during the match to tell us Goldust wishes to speak about his match with Bret Hart next week on RAW. Yankem goes for the Tombstone Piledriver, but Undertaker reverses it into his own for the 1-2-3.
Hendrix is with Goldust as Razor Ramon rushes down to attack Goldust. Goldust hits him in the balls and flees. Now we are shown Sunny laying in a bath tub saying she can't believe we have been doing it for an hour and how RAW it has been.
Razor attacks Goldust as Goldust is trying to leave the building. Razor rams Goldust's head into a door as they start to brawl in the snow outside. Razor grabs a shovel and tries to nail Goldust with it, but misses. Goldust escapes into his Cadillac and takes off as Razor throws a garbage can at it.
That's it for this week. Next week, Bret Hart takes on Goldust one night after the Royal Rumble.
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