This is the first event held at the ECW Arena in 1996 is the ECW House Party event. Joey Styles is our host and we are shown a recap of "The Franchise" Shane Douglas returning to ECW to interrupt Stevie Richards' promo.
Styles kicks off the show in the middle of the ring when he is interrupted by Bill Alfonso who bitches at Styles about not giving Taz enough interviews. Styles has enough of Alfonso but Taz runs in corners Styles and threatens him. Here comes 911 and commissioner Tod Gordon as Gordon attacks Alfonso. Taz is about to hit Gordon until 911 steps in. Wrestlers from the back come to the ring to separate the two.
They go at it again until The Eliminators (Saturn and Kronus) come out to attack 911 and hit him with one of the coolest moves ever: Total Elimination"!! The Eliminators continue to beat on 911 when Rey Mysterio Jr. runs in to save 911 (no joke the little Mysterio saves the near 7-ft tall 911) as Mysterio single-handily takes out The Eliminators. Taz comes back out and chokes 911 with his towel as the fans chant for Sabu!
Right off the bat we have an unscheduled, impromptu match between Mysterio and 911 vs. The Eliminators (w/ Jason Knight). It's basically a Handicap match at this point with Mysterio taking on both Eliminators as Taz once again is choking out 911 with his towel as 911 is no factor whatsoever.
Mysterio hit both men with a Moonsault. Mysterio walks the top rope and delivers a simultaneous headscissors and arm drag sending both Eliminators to the floor. He then hits them both with a Moonsault to the floor. Soon The Eliminators double-team Mysterio and even Jason gets in a few shots as well. Taz returns yet again and chokes 911 out with the towel as fans again chant "Sabu!"
911 soon regroups and enters the ring to attack The Eliminators until they hit him again with Total Elimination. Taz yet again chokes 911 with the towel. Saturn hits Mysterio with a Moonsault and a powerbomb. Both Eliminators throw Mysterio into the ropes but Rey counters with a double DDT.
All four men are in the ring as Mysterio climbs on 911's shoulders and challenges The Eliminators to a chicken fight. Saturn climbs Kronus' shoulders as Mysterio jumps off 911's shoulders and delivers a Hurricanrana to Saturn for the 1-2-3.
The Eliminators attack both men after the match and give Mysterio Total Elimination. The Pit Bulls and their manager Francine run into the ring to attack The Eliminators and Jason. The Pit Bulls took care of The Eliminators while Francine beats up on Jason. Taz is again brawling with 911 in the aisle.
Meanwhile, The Eliminators sneak back into the ring where Francine is beating up Jason. They grab her and hit her with Total Elimination, knocking her out before being chased out by The Pit Bulls. They take Jason and press slam him onto The Eliminators on the floor. Then they tend to Francine, who is getting loaded onto a stretcher and taken out.
Joey Styles recaps the brief career of Shane Douglas in the WWF as Dean Douglas.
Buh Buh Ray Dudley with the members of The Dudley Family (Big Dick, Chubby, Dances With, and Sign Guy Dudley) takes on Jimmy Del Ray. Since Del Ray is left behind by former Heavenly Bodies teammate Tom Prichard, who went to the WWF, Del Ray is accompanied by Mr. Hughes.
Buh Buh stutters as he tries to say his name so Del Ray attacks him to start the match. Buh Buh fights back with a dropkick and mocks Del Ray with his "Gigolo" dance and then does his own dance. Buh Buh tries a Buh Buh bomb, but is distracted by Hughes. Buh Buh would then hit Del Ray with a DDT for the 1-2-3. Buh Buh splashes Hughes off the top rope after the match.
Del Ray and Hughes were in the ring talking to Buh Buh on the microphone. Hughes tells him that he has someone to come out and teach him proper English. Out comes the returning "Franchise" Shane Douglas to teach Buh Buh how to speak proper English to mock his Dean Douglas WWF character. He slaps Buh Buh in the face and tells the crowd The Franchise is back.
There is a very short clipped match of Mikey Whipwreck defending his ECW TV Title against Too Cold Scorpio. Whipwreck, Scorpio, and the referee are all down as Raven enters the ring and gives Whipwreck the DDT as he does not want him in his Flock. Scorpio then delivers "Da Bomb" Moonsault-turned leg drop for the 1-2-3 and wins back the ECW World Television Title.
Joey Styles is next standing in the ring with "Dancing" Stevie Richards, The Blue Meanie, and Beulah McGillicutty. Stevie says he is no longer "Dancing" but now "Studly" and "The King of Swing" after making out with Missy Hyatt a couple weeks before.
Stevie then makes a move and hits on Beulah who pushes him away. He does it again and she again pushes him away telling him not to touch her. Richards then asks her why because she's Raven's girlfriend? She replies "No! I'm pregnant!!" What?!?!
Raven rushes to the ring and calls her an idiot for not using protection, but she tells him why does he care it's not his. Raven then looks at Stevie and attacks him thinking he's the father. She tells him it's not Stevie's as she tries to get Raven off him. She then says "It's Tommy's!" Oh my goodness!! Raven then goes after Beulah only for Tommy Dreamer to run in and attack Raven and save Beulah.
She attacks both Stevie and The Blue Meanie with a baking sheet. Dreamer nails Raven with a cardboard sign, but there is a stop sign underneath it. Dreamer then piledrives Raven onto the stop sign and a blueberry pie. Dreamer and Beulah embrace and leave the ring together.
Dreamer is at a hotel room saying he is now one up on Raven in their feud and walks in to a naked Beulah on the bed.
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