Our hosts for the 1996 Royal Rumble from Fresno, CA are Vince McMahon and Mr. Perfect.
First we have a Free For All match before the PPV between Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Duke "The Dumpster" Droese with the winner entering the Royal Rumble #30 and the loser #1. I'd rather not see who gets #1 or #30 as I want that to be a surprise. Droese tries to go for the Trash Compactor, but Helmsley slips out of it.
Helmsley goes for a back suplex, but Droese reverses and hits a back suplex of his own. Helmsley begs in the corner as the ref tries to get Droese off of him. Helmsley grabs a pair of brass knuckles and hits Droese without the referee seeing him and he pins Droese 1-2-3 and gets the #30 spot in the Royal Rumble.
However, WWF President Gorilla Monsoon comes down and shows the ref what transpired and the ref reverses his decision, giving Droese the win by disqualification and the #30 spot in the Royal Rumble while Helmsley now has to enter the Royal Rumble first. Now it's time for the Royal Rumble PPV.
The opening match of the Royal Rumble is Jeff Jarrett vs. Ahmed Johnson. Johnson was angry at Jarrett for attacking him last month at In Your House and chases after him. Jarrett attacks Johnson, but Johnson no-sells Jarrett's attacks anytime Jarrett mounts any offense.
Johnson hits Jarrett with the Spinebuster and goes up top for a flying splash but misses. Jarrett locks in the Figure Four but Johnson gets out of it. Jarrett has enough as he grabs his guitar and climbs the top rope and smashes the guitar on Johnson's head on his way down to get disqualified.
In the back, The Smokin' Gunns cut a promo about their upcoming title defense against The Bodydonnas. Todd Pettengill interviews "Big Daddy Cool" Diesel.
It's time for the WWF Tag Team Championship match between The Smokin' Gunns and The Bodydonnas with the ever so hot Sunny in their corner. Billy Gunn misses a cross body on Skip that sends him to the floor. The Donnas flip Billy into the ring from the apron. They try to do the same to Bart, but Bart manages to flip them over the top rope and out of the ring. Billy then flips over the top rope onto the Donnas on the floor.
With the Donnas in trouble, Sunny would distract the Gunns with her hotness. Skip runs Billy into Sunny, who was on the ring apron and she was knocked off the apron and onto the floor. Billy goes to check on her but it was a setup as the Donnas attacked him and she was fine.
The Donnas double-team Billy and even hit him with a double flapjack for two. Billy soon gets the tag to Bart and he comes in and attacks both Donnas. The Gunns hit Zip with the Sidewinder, but Sunny has the ref distracted when Bart covers him. Skip nails Bart and covers him but only for two. They try to double suplex Bart, but Billy takes out Zip as Bart rolls Skip in an inside cradle for the 1-2-3 to retain the titles.
It's time for yet another episode of Billionaire Ted's Wrasslin' War Room. The Huckster and the Nacho Man both hate the New Generation. Next they show us a highlight package of the Razor Ramon-Goldust feud where Goldust was constantly flirting and hitting on Razor and Razor beating him up last Monday on RAW.
Goldust is challenging Razor for his Intercontinental Championship and possibly his ass but low and behold, what do I see here? Some really hot looking blonde hair chick wearing a long gold dress walking with Goldust?! I thought he was a ferry or it was all an act! This woman who I can't take my eyes off sits at ringside in a director's chair smoking a cigar.
Goldust fondles himself in front of Razor so Razor throws the toothpick at him. The two lock up and anytime Goldust gets Razor in a hold, he feels Razor up. The two slap each other and Razor slapped him on the butt. Once he sees Goldust enjoys it, he decks Goldust and sends him to the floor.
He chases Goldust on the floor, but he hides behind the hot woman and goes back into the ring, where he blows Razor a kiss. Razor decks him with a clothesline and again sends him to the floor. Goldust again hides behind the woman. Razor picks her up and moves her out of the way only for Goldust to nail him from behind and throws him into the steps.
Back in the ring, Goldust hits him with a bulldog for two. He hit him with a slingshot suplex again for two. The woman blew gold dust in Razor's eyes as Goldust hit him with a swinging neckbreaker and put him in a sleeper hold. Mr. Perfect asks what would Goldust do to him if he put him to sleep. Razor escapes with a kick to the balls of Goldust.
Razor hits Goldust with a chokeslam, fallaway slam, and the top rope back superplex as the woman was on the apron and "twists" her ankle. The referee checks on her as The 1-2-3 Kid ran in from the crowd. He climbed the top rope and nailed Razor with a flying spinning heel kick to the back of Razor's head. Goldust covered him for the 1-2-3 to become the new Intercontinental Champion.
There is a Royal Rumble promo by Shawn Michaels' doctor, Owen Hart, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Jerry "The King" Lawler, Barry Horowitz, Vader with Jim Cornette, and Shawn Michaels himself.
Now it's time for the Royal Rumble as Hunter Hearst Helmsley entered first as he lost the Free For All match earlier to Duke "The Dumpster" Droese. The night continues to get worse for Helmsley as the second entrant is his rival Henry O. Godwinn. Helmsley immediately attacks him but Godwinn soon fights back. He tries to gorilla press slam Helmsley over the top rope, but Helmsley hits him with a thumb to the eye.
The crowd counts down to #3 as "Hail to the Chief" plays as it is Mr. Backlund. I guess the wrestlers will have their entrance themes played on their way out. I like that. Backlund helps Helmsley attack Godwinn. Jerry Lawler enters #4 and the three triple-team Godwinn. The crowd chants "Burger King" which annoys him. Lawler tries to grab the slop bucket, but Godwinn takes it back and chases after the trio and slops Lawler.
Bob Holly and King Mabel enter #5 and #6. #7 was the return of Jake "The Snake" Roberts and the crowd went nuts welcoming back The Snake. Roberts chased everyone out of the ring with his snake. He manages to put it on Lawler, who freaks out and leaves the ring and hides under the ring.
100-year-old Dory Funk Jr. enters #8 and brawls with Backlund in a battle of the old timers. Yokozuna comes in #9 and eliminates Backlund. Both Yokozuna and Mabel avalanche splash Godwinn in the corner and Mabel splashes him again. Roberts tosses out Godwinn.
The 1-2-3 Kid runs to the ring as he's #10 and he's running because Razor Ramon is chasing after him. WWF officials escort Razor to the back. Japanese wrestler Takao Omari is #11 and Savio Vega #12. Vega hits Mabel with a spinning heel kick, allowing Yokozuna to throw Mabel over the top rope to eliminate him. Omari tries to throw Roberts over the top rope, but Roberts hangs on and flips him over the top and onto the floor, eliminating him.
#13 was none other than "The Man They Call Vader", making his WWF debut with Jim Cornette as his manager. Vader beats the crap out of Bob Holly. Vega eliminates Dory Funk as Vader attacks Vega. Doug Gilbert enters at #14 as Vader and Yokozuna go at each other in a battle of extreme heavyweights. Roberts DDTs Vega and tries to do the same to Gilbert, but Vader clotheslines Roberts over the top rope, eliminating him.
Headhunter #1 (who?) comes in at #15. Vader press slams Gilbert over the top rope eliminating him and quickly eliminates Headhunter. His partner Headhunter #2 comes in at #16 and he along with his partner run into the ring only for #1 to be re-eliminated by Vader and Yokozuna quickly eliminates #2.
Owen Hart is #17 as Vader and Yokozuna beat on Vega. Both men avalanche Vega as Vader splashes and Yokozuna leg drops Vega. Vader eliminates Vega as #18 enters and it's none other than...."The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels making his return from near career-ending concussions.
Vader and Yokozuna start fighting much to the dismay of manager of both Jim Cornette. Both try to eliminate each other and Michaels with superhuman strength throws both over the top rope at the same time, eliminating them. Michaels attacks Owen Hart for injuring him and then press slams 1-2-3 Kid out of the ring and eliminating him. We forget, Jerry Lawler is still in the match as he is still under the ring.
Both Vader and Yokozuna are brawling on the floor as Hakushi enters #19. Cornette tries to break them up. Bad idea Jim!! Vader then runs back into the ring and attacks Michaels and gorilla press slams him out of the ring. He then attacks Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Bob Holly and throws them out of the ring. WWF President Gorilla Monsoon, a bunch of WWF officials, and Cornette talk Vader into leaving the ring.
Since Vader was eliminated, his eliminations don't count and everyone returns to the ring as Tatanka enters #20. Michaels beats up Cornette and Owen throws Hakushi out. Aldo Montoya is #21 as Helmsley knees Michaels, who goes out to the floor. He finds Jerry Lawler hiding under the ring and pulls him back into the ring. Michaels then eliminates Lawler as Tatanka eliminates Montoya.
Diesel is #22 and starts beating up everyone and eliminates Tatanka in the process. Diesel and Michaels back into each other and when they turn around, they start fighting. Helmsley and Owen attack both from behind. Kama enters #23 and he attacks Diesel in the corner. Diesel misses a punch and hits Michaels.
The Ringmaster, with Ted DiBiase, comes to the ring at #24. He eliminates Bob Holly with a flying knee as Holly was in there for over 40 minutes. Kama throws Michaels over the top rope, but Michaels does not touch the floor and remains in. Owen has Michaels on the top rope trying to eliminate him.
#25 is Barry Horowitz as Mr. Perfect says if Horowitz wins the Rumble, he will return to the ring. Diesel attacks him. Owen skins the cat on Michaels' attempt of eliminating him. Diesel and Kama are fighting when Helmsley goes over to Diesel. Diesel turns around and throws Helmsley over the top rope, eliminating him after being in the ring for nearly 50 minutes.
Fatu enters #26 as Diesel and Ringmaster are fighting in a corner and Michaels and Owen are trying to eliminate one another. Isaac Yankem DDS enters #27 as Owen backdrops Horowitz over the top rope, eliminating him. Owen then gives Michaels the Enziguri Kick and again knocking him out. Owen tries to eliminate Michaels, but Diesel comes up from behind and throws Owen over the top rope to eliminate him.
Marty Jannetty enters #28 and he and former Rockers partner Michaels brawl in the ring. The British Bulldog enters #29 and goes right after Michaels. Jannetty tries to attack Bulldog, but is backdropped over the top rope and is eliminated.
Ringmaster tries to headbutt Fatu, but it has no effect as he clotheslines Ringmaster over the top rope to eliminate him. Yankem clotheslines Fatu over the top and eliminates him. Droese enters 30th, what a waste of entrant #30.
Michaels and Bulldog are fighting on the floor as neither have been eliminated. Owen Hart returns and helps his brother-in-law attack Michaels before he is sent to the back by security. Bulldog throws Michaels back into the ring and looks to eliminate him as Diesel helps Michaels. Michaels dropkicks Yankem over the top rope to eliminate him. Diesel and Kama throw Droese out and eliminate him.
This leaves just four men in the ring: Michaels, Diesel, Bulldog, and Kama. Bulldog throws Michaels over the top rope, but just like last year, both Michaels' feet don't touch the floor and he skins the cat to get back into the ring. He clotheslines Bulldog over the top rope eliminating him as Diesel eliminates Kama. Just as Diesel turned around, Michaels nailed him with Sweet Chin Music to send his best friend over the top rope to eliminate him.
Michaels wins the Royal Rumble for the second year in a row and will head to WrestleMania XII in the main event for the WWF Championship. Michaels completes his comeback. A frustrated Diesel attacked Bulldog in the aisle and comes back into the ring, but doesn't attack Michaels. Instead, he raises his hand for Michaels to run off the ropes and jump in the air to give him their high five.
It's time for the WWF Championship main event between champion Bret Hart and The Undertaker. Unlike the past Royal Rumbles, the Royal Rumble match itself is not the final match as this year, the WWF Championship match is.
Diesel is still at ringside upset from losing the Royal Rumble and goes after The Undertaker as he is on his way to the ring. Both men brawl as Diesel is still mad at Undertaker being named #1 contender for the World Title as officials break it up. Undertaker is still wearing that protective mask. Hart comes to the ring as Vince McMahon mentions Hart is wrestling in his 43rd WWF PPV.
Undertaker takes it to Hart at the beginning as he throws him into the corner and starts pummeling him. Undertaker lifts Hart into the air by choking him and puts him in the claw hold. Undertaker then does his twisting of the arm and tightrope walks on the top rope and jumps onto the back of his opponent's neck then puts him back into the claw.
Hart boots Undertaker in the corner and hits him with a flying clothesline off the second turnbuckle, sending Undertaker out to the floor. Hart jumps over the ropes and dives onto Undertaker on the floor. Hart tries to jump off the apron, but is caught in mid air and rammed back first into the ring post. Undertaker tries to throw Hart into the steel steps, but Hart reverses it and sends Undertaker into the steps and injuring his knee.
Hart attacks Undertaker's leg. He puts Undertaker in the figure four leg lock. Undertaker reverses it and Hart grabs the ropes to break the hold. Hart continues to attack Undertaker's leg. Hart then elbows Undertaker's knee and puts him in another leglock, only for Undertaker to use his other leg and hit Hart in the face with it to break the hold.
Undertaker throws Hart out of the ring. He throws him into the steel steps and chokes him with some ringside cables. He then throws Hart into the timekeeper's table and then hits him with a steel chair. Where is the disqualification? Well Paul Bearer is distracting the referee allowing Undertaker to do this.
Back in the ring, The Undertaker misses a big boot and Hart again takes his leg out from him. Hart pulls Undertaker's leg to the ring post and wraps his leg against the leg post. He again goes for the Figure Four, but Undertaker gets out of it and drops a leg drop on Hart and then hits him with a clothesline. He hits the Tombstone Piledriver on Hart, but Hart is too close to the ropes as Undertaker's leg gives out on him.
Hart rolls out to the floor. Undertaker grabs Hart to bring him back into the ring, but Hart drops Undertaker throat first on the top rope. Undertaker goes for a backdrop, but Hart gives him a DDT. Undertaker then sits up. Hart gives him the Side Russian Leg Sweep and again Undertaker sits up. Hart then delivers a bulldog and once again Undertaker sits right up.
Hart then gives him the backbreaker and then the fyling elbow drop off the second turnbuckle and Undertaker does not sit up. Hart gives the fans a thumbs down as some were booing him and cheering for Undertaker. He goes for the Sharpshooter, but Undertaker grabs his throat and looks to Chokeslam him, but Hart escapes.
The two collide with simultaneous clotheslines. Hart gets up first and takes the padding off one of the top turnbuckles. Hart then takes Undertaker's protective mask off his face and slams Undertaker face first into the exposed metal turnbuckle and then does it a second time. Hart goes for a cross body, but jumps into the arms of The Undertaker and he gives Hart the Tombstone Piledriver for the 1-2-oh wait!!
Diesel came down to the ring and pulled the referee out of the ring before he was going to count three, getting Bret disqualified but letting him retain the title since the title cannot change hands on a DQ and screwed The Undertaker out of the WWF Title. Undertaker stares down Diesel and Diesel gives him the middle finger and leaves.
WWF President Gorilla Monsoon tells us Hart will defend the WWF Title against Diesel at In Your House 6 next month. Dok Hendrix talks to Shawn Michaels, who says the Kliq and HBK are going to WrestleMania XII. He says he still loves Diesel despite his change of attitude. Monsoon is happy HBK is back.
Undertaker angrily confronts Monsoon and says "it will be a cold day in hell before Diesel wins the WWF Title." Monsoon says the Hart-Diesel title match will be a Steel Cage match. Hendrix talks to Diesel who says he is the best thing going in this company and he does not fear The Undertaker.
The show closes with Vader throwing a fit in the locker room.