WWF Survivor Series

We are live from Washington D.C. for the Survivor Series. Your hosts are Vince McMahon, Jim Ross, and the returning Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig.

The first match is the 4-on-4 Survivor Series match featuring Marty Jannetty, Hakushi, Avatar, and Barry Horowitz vs. Skip, Tom Pritchard, Rad Radford, and Jean Pierre Lafitte. Lafitte was not in the match, however, as the newly turned heed 1-2-3 Kid, with his new manager Ted DiBiase, replacing Lafitte. Razor Ramon wants a piece of The Kid as he tries to go after him, but officials hold him back and escort him to the back.

Bob Holly replaced Avatar in this match as well. Jannetty was the only one of his team left to face Skip and Kid. Jannetty gives Skip the Rocker Dropper and climbed to the top rope to give him the flying fist drop. However, Sunny shakes the ropes, causing Jannetty to fall on his crotch. Skip tries to Superplex him, but Jannetty counters into a Powerbomb off the top rope for the 1-2-3 and the elimination.

It was just Jannetty and Kid left. Out comes Sycho Sid, who is now Kid's partner in the Million Dollar Corporation as he will help Kid win. Jannetty delivers the Rocker Dropper on Kid for the 1-2-oh wait, Kid's foot was on the ropes. Ted DiBiase distracts the referee. Sid drops Jannetty's throat onto the top rope as Kid pins him for the 1-2-3 to become the sole survivor for his team. Razor Ramon went ballistic backstage.

Next is the 4-on-4 Survivor Series Elimination match featuring the women with Alundra Blayze, Bertha Faye, and six other women from Japan. This match does not last long as the monster Japanese "lady" Aja Kong dominates and eliminates Blayze to be the sole survivor for her team.

Since we are in the nation's capital, it's time to see the President as "Bill Clinton" is sitting in the arena. He is interviewed and says he's a huge fan of Bam Bam since he was little and playing with Pebbles. Bigelow's pyro goes off as Clinton's "secret service" guys swarm to protect the "president."

Bigelow is up to take Goldust as Goldust creeps and freaks Bigelow out with his queer tactics. Gold-Dustin Rhodes does Dustin Rhodes moves as he would even finish Bigelow off with his running bulldog he used in WCW for the win.

Next we see Mr. Backlund sitting with the "president" babbling on about God knows what. Clinton says he would like Backlund to run against him for president in next year's election.

Next we have Jerry Lawler, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Dr. Isaac Yankem, and King Mabel taking on Savio Vega, Fatu, Henry O. Godwinn, and the return of The Undertaker. Undertaker comes back after having his face crushed by the fat ass of Mabel. Undertaker is wearing a protective mask that kind of looks like what the Phantom of the Opera wears.

Undertaker dominates in his return as he eliminates Lawler with the Tombstone and does the same to Yankem to eliminate him. Helmsley tries to leave, but is stopped by Godwinn and his slop bucket. Undertaker then gives Helmsley a Chokeslam from the ring apron into the ring for the 1-2-3 and leaving only King Mabel as the lone participant on his team.

Mabel gets a quick jump on The Undertaker hitting him with a belly-to-belly suplex and then gives him the leg drop. However, The Undertaker sits right up as if it didn't phase him. Mabel was scared and he quickly left the ring and got counted out. Sir Mo tries to attack Undertaker from behind, but is quickly Chokeslammed by Undertaker as all four members of 'Taker's team survive.

Coming up is the first ever 4-on-4 Wild Card Elimination match with mixed teams of Razor Ramon, Dean Douglas, Owen Hart, and Yokozuna taking on Shawn Michaels, newcomer Ahmed Johnson, Sycho Sid, and The British Bulldog. I am not sure how I feel but it's different so it could be awesome.

Michaels making his return from the attack he received outside a bar last month in Syracuse opens the match facing Hart. Michaels was about to give Douglas Sweet Chin Music, but Douglas bails. Razor makes sure his teammate Douglas goes back into the ring, where he is rolled up for the 1-2-3 and is eliminated.

Brothers-in-law Bulldog and Hart face off in the ring before they tag in both Michaels and Razor. Razor ends up giving Michaels the Razor's Edge but the pin is broken up by Johnson. Sid tags in and gives Razor a Chokeslam and is about to give him the Powerbomb.

But Sid tags Michaels in instead and holds Razor up so Michaels can give him Sweet Chin Music, but Razor moves out of the way and Michaels hits Sid instead. Michaels just shrugs his shoulders as Razor pins Sid for the elimination. Before Sid was to head to the back, he gave Michaels the Powerbomb.

Johnson would give Hart his finishing move, the double underhook sitdown powerbomb for the elimination. Johnson would give Razor the Spinebuster and celebrates standing on the first rope before being caught from behind by Razor and gives him the Razor's Edge.

Before Johnson hit the mat, Bulldog tags himself in so Johnson could not be eliminated. Sid, The 1-2-3 Kid, and Ted DiBiase all come down to distract Razor as Bulldog gives Razor the running powerslam to eliminate Razor, leaving just Yokozuna to take on Michaels, Johnson, and Bulldog.

Yokozuna tries to give Michaels the Banzai Drop, but he moves out of the way and tags in Johnson. Johnson picks up and bodyslams and splashes Yokozuna and pins him, but his own teammate Bulldog breaks up the pin as he wants to help his own ally in Yokozuna.

Michaels and Johnson clothesline Bulldog out of the ring. Michaels nails Yokozuna with Sweet Chin Music as Johnson covers him for the win as Michaels, Johnson, and Bulldog are the survivors even though Bulldog does not feel like a winner.

We now see Bill Clinton with Sunny sitting on his lap, lucky bastard! He offers her a spot in his cabinet and invites her to the White House to show her the positions.

Now it's time for the main event: the WWF Championship No DQ, No Countout, and No Time Limit match between Diesel and Bret "The Hitman" Hart as there must be a winner. Diesel uses power moves while Hart goes after the big 7-footer's knees. Diesel even uses a steel chair on Hart and tries to go for the Jackknife.

However, Hart goes after Diesel's knee to prevent him from doing it and Hart gets him off his feet. Hart uses the Figure Four Leg Lock and would ultimately go for the Sharpshooter. However, Diesel kicks Hart into the corner with the exposed turnbuckle and Hart goes to the floor.

Hart then trips Diesel up and smashes his knee into the ring post. Hart then ties Diesel's ankle around the post with a cable. Hart uses the chair to hit Diesel in the back and knees with. Hart tries to climb the top rope with the chair in his hand, but Diesel gets to his feet and throws Hart off the top rope.

Diesel manages to free himself from the corner and attacks Hart. He throws Hart chest-first into the corner with the exposed turnbuckle. Diesel gives Hart the Snake Eyes and tries to give him another to the exposed turnbuckle, but Hart moves out of the way and Diesel crashes into the exposed turnbuckle.

Hart then gives Diesel a flying clothesline and then a flying bulldog and then the side Russian legsweep all for two counts. Hart then clotheslines Diesel over the top rope and onto the floor. Hart then tries to dive onto Diesel on the floor, but Diesel moves out of the way and Hart crashes to the floor.

Diesel climbs back into the ring as Hart tries to as he makes it onto the ring apron. However, Diesel then sends Hart crashing all the way through the Spanish announce table as Hart is out of it. Diesel shows compassion as it looks like Hart should not have gone through the table and is seriously hurt more than he should be.

He takes his time and slowly brings Hart into the ring. He wonders should he just pin him or give him the Jackknife to finish him off? Diesel seems to be having second thoughts as he slowly picks up a seemingly out of it Hart. However, Hart tricked him as he rolled him into an inside cradle and gets the three-count for the win to become the WWF Champion, ending Diesel's year-long reign as champion.

Diesel is angry after the match and Jackknifes Hart not once but twice. He would then attack several referees as he yells into the camera "I'm Back!!" as the PPV ends with a Diesel heel turn.